Jack & The Beanstalks - Idle Hans Understands

by Dave Artrocker

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This rules. I don’t care how many times I hear that slinky Stooges retard beat - when it’s done well, I have the urge to jump up and down on the spot grinning like a cretin. Jack and the Beanstalks do it well.

"I have no money, have no fans" sings Jack. If only he’d called this tune ‘Super Hans Understands’ he could maybe have solved his problems by cashing in with a Peep Show tie in.

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They’re playing with the equally excellent Bromheads Jacket at Club Bromhead on May 2nd. Get the details on their myspace site.

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